I simply cannot this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of rabbits website came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
My friends won't believe this just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?